Fleegle spots a morbidly obese dog at the park and says, “Someone really loves that dog. I bet he gets pizza for breakfast.”
“I bet he sleeps on the cold hard floor.”
“Why? He’s a bed warmer if I ever saw one.”
“Because he’s too fat to jump up on the bed himself and I doubt the owner is strong enough to lift him onto it.”
“Don’t be silly, Raud, I bet they made a staircase up to their bed out of pizza boxes. I’ve started making one for you.”
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What a thoughtful dog you are, Fleegle, making sure Raud doesn’t strain his back!
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I’m assuming there is a book in this blog. I would buy it – lots and lots of photos, of course!
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Ha Ha loved the staircase made out of pizza boxes, Bobs would have to be made out of Jelly baby boxes.
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Kind of got you there.
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