Negotiating with Cookies – Bed Warmer

Fleegle spots a morbidly obese dog at the park and says, “Someone really loves that dog. I bet he gets pizza for breakfast.”

“I bet he sleeps on the cold hard floor.”

“Why? He’s a bed warmer if I ever saw one.”

“Because he’s too fat to jump up on the bed himself and I doubt the owner is strong enough to lift him onto it.”

“Don’t be silly, Raud, I bet they made a staircase up to their bed out of pizza boxes. I’ve started making one for you.”


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