“Raud, we should get a cat.”
“Why?”
“Because Buck from across the street says he’ll trade me one of his biscuits for every piece of kitty Roca I can come up with.”
“You don’t need to live with a cat for that. A sandbox in the backyard will get you what you want.”
“Are you sure?”
“I know of what I speak. When I was a little boy I had a sandbox and the neighbor’s cats were in it as much as I was and they weren’t there to play.”
“It’s hard to imagine you being little.”
“”Wow, Fleegle, you’ll be all grown up and earning your own kibble, a dog with a booming trade business, and I won’t have to buy you anymore kibble.”
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