“What’s a midlife crisis?” Fleegle asks.
“That’s when men in their 40s or 50s trade in the family car for a red sports car that seats two and start wearing jeans that are too tight.”
“What good is a car without a place to stretch out? Do women have midlife crisis?”
“Maybe, but the midlife crisis is more associated with men trying to be teenagers again, especially men who are recently divorced.”
“What about dogs? Do I get a red ball when I hit midlife?”
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