Negotiating with Cookies – The Candyman

Fleegle says, “Raud, why do people call you the Candyman? You never eat candy and I can’t remember the last time you had ice cream, let alone shared any.”

“They call me that because I almost always have biscuits on me.”

“But wouldn’t that make you the Biscuit Man?”

“Probably, but it doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, besides, I don’t remember the Grateful Dead ever singing about the Biscuit Man.”

“Buck the ghost dog sings about biscuits, and he’s dead and very grateful when I share my biscuits with him, though his singing is more of a mooing than singing.”

 

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One thought on “Negotiating with Cookies – The Candyman

  1. hello fleegle its dennis the vizsla dog hay just do not say candyman three times!!! yoo no like candyman candyman candyman!!! becuz if yoo do the candyman wil appeer and then he wil — oh crap i sed it three times didnt it??? i am going to go hide under the bed!!! ok bye

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